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| from Chris Osment
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Look, he told me to park it here, so give him the ticket if you must.......
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That's my phone number on the side there...5-5-5-3......
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I was driving my engine along just nicely thank you when this bloke here stops his tank dead in front of me.....
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Weight? Um, probably about 10 stone.....oh, you mean the train?
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Hmm, nice portrait, but couldn't you use coloured pencils???
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It's one of them chaps from 'Fathers for Justice', he's chained himself to the engine and refuses to move.....
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I told him, it's right-hand running at this passing-loop today, but would he listen? No, he still kept coming straight at me......
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| from Jon Tooke
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"Now then is this correct? Thats two teas at Blue Anchor, and again at Crowcombe. Inbetween you'd like pasties at Stoggie with another tea thrown in for good measure"
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Come along hurry up, you're keeping my Grand-dad waiting!
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"Whats that you say. A fossil has gone missing from your musuem? Does it look like this one here?"
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"Blimey! Look just here, I'd have sworn there were 6 coaches behind my loco when we left!"
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| from Nick Jones
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"So let me get this right. You're saying that we can't go until this engine has got a lovely stainless steel handrail, just like 5542, behind"
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"We're not expecting to do any work, mate, we've got 5542 on for that"
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| from Ron Williams
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So that's Sherlock Holmes drivin' an Austin 7?
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He's the Navigator, I just drive the thing
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Pete Waterman? - hehe - no my lad, he's just the chair of the board, and something to do with the Heritage rail movementS
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