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| from Chris Osment
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Yes I know it's foggy ahead - haven't you got a map?
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...and there's another 40 elves to go in the rear coach
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Thank God you've arrived, we've been waiting here since Xmas!
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Sorry about the smoke - we're just burning this old sledge we found left on the line
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What do you mean you're NOT the Polar Express?
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Look, according to MY watch there's another 3 months before your booked departure time....
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What do you mean there's this fat guy with a beard stuck down your chimney?
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| from Ron Williams
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I must caution you to expect Reindeer on the line ahead.
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Do you stop at Toys R Us ?
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Dont get too excited -- you've got ELves, on board, not Elvis!
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| from Malcolm Thomas
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As your HSE Representative I'm telling you that you HAVE to wear the new protective headgear or you can't drive the train
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| from Jon Tooke
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The "Hamlet" moment gets slightly out of hand.
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Big misunderstanding as crowds look on after man claims he was going for an old shag.
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| from Alistair Parsons
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is there still one going? if do where?
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