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| from Chris Osment:
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Airfix launch new range of life-figures without the infamous plastic
base......
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As Watson continued to step backwards from the advancing Moriarty, he failed
to notice the approaching train....
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If I stand here sir, I can warm my bum on the pile of ash left by the last
train....
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Now look here my good fellow, this is my third coffee of the morning and
STILL no sign of City of Truro....
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Station staff accosted by H&S Inspector for standing too close to the edge
of platform.....
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| from Jon Tooke:
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Poor turn out as Michael Aspel surprises Billy Nomates on 'This Is Your life'
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A local resident complains to the council official regarding the closeness of the railway to his residence.
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Salesman draws a blank from the customer after giving the quote for the second set of net curtains.
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(Man on left)"Your vote is an important vote, and if you vote for him it will be a wasted vote"
(Man on right) "I am him!"
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Recipient complains to telegram boy as his confirmation of inaugural Concorde flight tickets arrive a bit late!
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| from Kevin Weston:
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Man on right; "I have the foundation stone here for the new footbridge. When is the ceremony?"
Member of Staff; "It will take place before the start of the operating season."
Man on right; "But the operating season started in March."
Member of Staff; "Indeed it does sir, but we have not decided which year!"
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