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| from Chris Hocking Brown:
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...turn right at the Gents, take six paces, turn right at the gates then take two paces. The gold is three feet down....
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| from John Wood:
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Missing inmates from Dartmoor finally surface 45 years later. "I got 3 months for Under Age drinking and my cell mate 'ere had this plan!"
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Volunteers start the long awaited Porlock Underground extension, but regrettably the tunnels are only 'O' gauge!
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Christmas panto characters take rehearsals a bit too seriously, "We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig, dig the whole day through"
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| from Chris Osment:
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Are you sure it was this drain you dropped the token in?
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"Are you sure the foundations for the new Council offices have to come this far across?"
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"Ignore my friend, he's been stuck in that position for half and hour since his rod jammed in the drain"
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"Giant earth-moving worms cause havoc in station forecourt"
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"After years of practice surgery on Airfix 'OO' figures', sculptor tries out new life-size models in interesting positions"
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| from Jon Tooke:
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"The winter crop of large macaroni yields poor results"
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"Sea defence work continues apace at Minehead station"
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"Workers posing for camera miss opportunist thief who pinches their flask!"
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"After hearing that his mother-in-law is a treasure, local man decides to dig her up!"
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"Great preparations are underway to ensure Minehead station wins the Britain In Bloom award next year"
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| from Mike Randall:
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How big did you say those geraniums were?
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Caption Corner - December 2004
