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| from Jon Tooke:
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Well, it says here that we don't get repeat fees everytime 'The landgirls' is shown!
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It seems that your annual bonus payment is less than mine!
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Look, if we see this bloke in the vicinity we have to report him to the authorities. He goes by the name of Sedge, which is obviously made up, as is this Shapwick Monster alias!"
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Two railway workers are devastated when the DCM (don't come Monday) arrives in the post!
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Big dispute between the two finalists in the noughts and crosses championships.
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| from Steve Huddy:
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I don't care if you are Capt. Birdseye, you're not digging up my station looking for buried fish fingers!
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All these trains, when are we going to have time to do the watering?
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This can't be right, there's no 10.15 from Minehead!
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| from Andrew Ponsford:
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Man on left: "I have a box with equal sides of length X. How do I find the
Volume?"
Man on right: "Cube it, Ted".
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Can I have your autograph, Mr Milligan?
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It's from a Mr Spielburger. He wants to know if we'll play the leads in his
new film "Ted and Adrian's bogus railway journey
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| from Chris Osment:
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Are you sure this is Reading West?
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I told you it said just Heathfield, not Crowcombe Heathfield
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But it left three days ago, so even by this timetable it must have got to Williton by now.
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Well, I think a new signal would look nice just there
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Are you sure this diagram is the right way up?
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Caption Corner - May 2003
